I nominate Bill Pullman from Independence Day!
Whether you like him or hate him one thing is for sure, that you should hate him. I myself don’t like talking politics for the same reason I don’t like talking about which Lindsay Lohan movie is better, there’s simply no point to it. They are all bad, yes, even Mean Girls.
For how much I try to stay away from politics, Trump seems to creep into every aspect of life. I just that’s why he’s such a good businessman (if you consider constant bankruptcy a good business).
With all the racist and horrible comments he’s made about Mexican immigrants to ripping people off through Trump University, I thought it would be fun to look at five people that would make a better candidate for president.
- A Big Boy Piggy Bank
He’s popular, he’s got a great smile and he’s never called anyone rapist. He is a safe bet. Just look at those big trustworthy eyes.
- A Brown Bear
I don’t know about you, but I find them intimidating. Yes, someone will have to work with him/her on their trash eating habit but give it a couple weeks and a brown bear would have the White House in tip top shape, and not waste $20 billion on a stupid wall.
- A Fully Functional Washer/Dryer Set
They wash and they dry which is two more useful things than Trump has.
- A Stray Dog
He’s got street smarts and the skills it takes to survive. He could use a bath but hey, who couldn’t?
- A Used Diaper
Sure it’s smelly but isn’t it better than profiling? Or having the entire world hate us? Or countless other horrifying situations that could happen if Trump becomes president.
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