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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Stranger Things

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Stranger Things is a great show that seemed to come out of nowhere. Even more surprising, I loved it, and I usually hate things with kids but these little squirts did a great job.

Between the acting and music and Matthew Modine staring at things, it all came together to make a scary, original and overall amazing show.

Here are 10 fun facts you didn’t know about the show Stranger Things:

  • The Duffer Brothers are huge Stephen King fans, putting in many hat tips to the author throughout the series. Such as the state trooper watching the morgue is reading “Cujo”. Cujo is a Stephen King book about a Rabi dog….. Unless I read the description wrong.
A very depressed, injured Rabi dog.

A very depressed, injured Rabi dog.

  • The actress who plays Eleven, Millie Bobby Brown, was eleven years old during filming. And you thought it was just a clever name. I knew it wasn’t clever…… I can’t believe you idiots thought it was clever.
  • When approached by Netflix to do the series, Winona Ryder admitted she did even know what ‘streaming’ was. She was so excited she asked where the nearest payphone was so she could call her agent.
"In conclusion, I did not steal those shoes... I mean, I will take the part as the crazy mom who most likely steals shoes."

“In conclusion, I did not steal those shoes… I mean, I will take the part as the crazy mom who most likely steals shoes.”

  • If you’re a fan of Jaws and Jaws 2 (even though Jaws 3 and 4 were the ‘real’ Jaws movies) you’d notice that the vehicles and uniforms worn by the Hawkins police department are identical to the Amity Island Police uniforms used in Jaws.
The REAL Jaws Movie..... Do shark's have memory? And why don't more sharks move to the Caribbean? There are so many more tourists to eat there.

The REAL Jaws Movie….. Why don’t more sharks move to the Caribbean? There are so many more tourists to eat there.

  • Dustin’s medical condition is called cleidocranial dysplasia. It is a disorder where abnormal development of bones in the skull and collar area.
  • In yet another homage to 80’s movies, the repeat shots of the Byers’ home with the porch swing is tribute to The Evil Dead. And you thought it was just a stupid house.
  • Matthew Modine has been noted saying his character, Dr. Brenner, was supposed to be a plain jane wearing plaid shirts and jeans but crafted him after Cary Grant in “North by Northwest.” I for one think he should have worn his army helmet from Full Metal Jacket, although that may have been confusing.
"Excuse me while I wipe this out." This is the only photo on Wikicommons of Matthew Modine.

“Excuse me while I whip this out.”
This is the only photo on Wikicommons of Matthew Modine.

  • Millie Bobby Brown actually shaved her head for the show. Her mother filmed the whole thing and put it on youtube.
  • In episode 7 where Hopper bursts into the bus to rescue the kids, the shot was made to look like Indiana Jones. The Duffer Brothers wanted the monster to wear a Nazi uniform but later decided it may have been too obvious.
  • Gaten Matarazzo, who plays Dustin, went through a bit of puberty during filming. By the end, his voice changed so much they couldn’t use him for additional dialogue recordings. He was also four feet taller than his fellow child actors after the series so he will be replaced by CGI in season two.
Not the actual cast members.

Not the actual cast members.

  • Bonus Fact!!! The Duffer Brothers wanted to make the remake of IT but were turned down, that’s why there are so many Stephen King references in the series. Man, these two are really going for the whole Wachowski Brothers thing.
  • Bonus Fact!!! Will, El and Sara all have the same toy stuffed animal, Lion from Steiff….. I guess I could have left this one out.
This has nothing to do with the show. I just think it's a fun caricature.

This has nothing to do with the show. I just think it’s a fun caricature.

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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Breaking Bad

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Breaking Bad is one of the best shows ever made. It’s a fact, just like banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour is a fact. If you haven’t seen the series yet, stop what you’re doing (actually, stop once you’ve read this article and bought some of our cards) and go watch it, the whole thing, your boss will understand.

From the amazing acting to great music, to the awesome point-of-view shots, to making RV’s cool again; Breaking Bad has something for everyone. Unless you’re a loser who’s not into watching people make drugs and commit crimes.

No matter how much you love the show, here are 10 fun facts you didn’t know about Breaking Bad.

  • Although appearing in every single episode, Jesse and Walt Jr. never meet each other. Which is sad because for all his faults, Jesse would make a good father figure.
  • Despite getting objections from his music team, Vince Gilligan stayed with his choice for Baby Blue by Badfinger as the final song played in the series. The night of the finale, the song was downloaded over 5,000 and reentered the Billboard charts. The show also created a large market for real blue meth, so don’t praise Gilligan too much.
I made Meth cool, give me awards!!

I made Meth cool, give me awards!!

  • Sony and AMC originally wanted to cast John Cusack and Matthew Broderick for the role of Walter White. They both declined and Vince was able to go with his first choice which was Cranston. The show would be much different if Broderick kept talking into the camera.
"Cameron has never been in love. If he doesn't start cooking meth, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence."

“Cameron has never been in love. If he doesn’t start cooking meth, he’s gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she’s gonna treat him like shit…..”

  • Although it seems like a lot more, Aaron Paul says “bitch” 54 times during the series. That’s less than one an episode.
  • Aaron Paul got knocked out and suffered from a concussion during his fight scene with Tuco.
  • Cranston, Anna Gunn and Bob Odenkirk all had guest appearances on Seinfeld before working together on Breaking Bad.
I don't have a joke here, I just think Bob Odenkirk looks good in a suit.

I don’t have a joke here, I just think Bob Odenkirk looks good in a suit.

  • During the series, Walter White had five different looks. His younger look with no facial hair, his first season look with mustache, his season 2 bald look, his season 3-5 bald and goatee look and his late season 5 look with hair and thick glasses.
And of course the 'I'm cooking meth' look.

And of course the ‘I’m cooking meth’ look.

  • Jesse Plemons earned the nickname of Meth Damon due to his resemblance to Matt Damon. Todd, that creepy son of a bitch.
  • Although Walter White was the one committing all the crimes including; money laundering, murder and cooking and distributing an extremely addicting and dangerous drug in mass quantities, most of the hate was focused on Skyler, simply for asking where the hell he’d been all day.
"I'm sorry I asked where my husband has been for the last 14 hours. I will stop trying to be a good wife."

“I’m sorry I asked where my husband has been for the last 14 hours. I will stop trying to be a good wife so you can watch him cook meth.”

  • Mr. White never says goodbye over the phone when he considers the conversation to be over.
Badasses don't say goodbye.

Badasses don’t say goodbye.

  • Bonus Fact!!! Jesse wears the same exact clothing in the last eight episodes of the series. He just adds and removes articles, such as different pants and shirts.
  • Another Bonus Fact!!! Jesse’s middle name is Bruce….. Meh, we could have skipped that one.
That's alright Aaron, we think it's a freaky looking mask too.

That’s alright Aaron, we think it’s a freaky looking mask too.

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10 Things You Didn’t Know About The Movie Fight Club

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David Fincher has planted himself as one of the best directors in Hollywood. His attention to detail and obsessive need to get everything just right comes through in his films to give the audience a real experience.

Between George Michael Fan Videos, Fincher has made time to direct some of the best movies in the last twenty years, such as Gone Girl, Seven, Ladies and Gentlemen: The Best of George Michael, The Game, The Best of Sting, Zodiac, Paula Abdul: Cold Hearted, The Social Network, Aerosmith: Big Ones You Can Look At, and Fight Club.

Fight Club is a movie that you would watch a hundred times and still miss details. Here are 10 details you missed while watching Fight Club:

  • Although Edward Norton had more screen time, he was only paid $2.5 million for his role while Brad Pitt got $17.5 million. If I were Norton I would try to get a better agent, such as Brad Pitt’s.
E - "What if I hold the phone like this?" D - "I don't know why you have a phone at all. This is a KFC commercial."

E – “What if I hold the phone like this?”
D – “I don’t know why you have a phone at all. This is a KFC commercial.”

  • In the short drunk scene when Brad Pitt and Edward Norton are hitting golf balls into the side of a catering truck, they really are drunk. Meaning Brad Pitt is not even acting for his $17.5 million.
  • The camera briefly shakes when a Fight Club member sprays the priest with a hose. This is because the cameraman couldn’t stop laughing during the scene.  That cameraman is definitely going to hell.
  • When Edward Norton’s character hit Brad Pitt in the ear, he actually hit him. He was going to fake it but David Fincher told him to go for it. The smile and laugh from Norton after the hit are real. Just another scene where Pitt didn’t have to act for his $17.5 million.
Pitt - "And then I was like, drink Dom out of a normal champagne glass, do I look poor?"

Pitt – “And then I was like, drink Dom out of a normal champagne glass? Do I look poor?”

  • In the cave scene, the visible breath is actually recycled film from Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic. I know there’s a joke here, I just can’t find it.
  • Helena Bonham Carter asked her makeup artist to use her left hand when applying makeup because she thought her character was someone who doesn’t really care about what she looks like. Seemed to work out fine for her since she was able to bag a guy with dissociative identity disorder.
  • To make Meat Loafs fat suit look more authentic, it was filled with birdseed so it would hang over the side of his pants correctly. It weighed over one hundred pounds, the fat suit not Meat Loaf. Meat Loaf weighs over two hundred pounds, add the fat suit and you got yourself a shit load of meat loaf.
  • The director, David Fincher, claims that there is a Starbucks coffee cup visible in every single shot in the movie. That much Starbucks and I would go crazy just like Norton’s character.
"Before you even ask, Yes, I would like to direct another George Michael video."

“Before you even ask, Yes, I would like to direct another George Michael video.”

  • There were reportedly several real fight clubs to start after the release of the movie. One notable one in Menlo Park, CA founded members of the tech industry. Could you imagine the actors in Silicon Valley in a fight club?
  • During the sex scene, Pitt and Carter posed in 10 different positions from the Kama Sutra. Oh, I see how that could be worth $17.5 million.
  • Bonus Fact: Brad Pitts character appears in the movie at least 4 times because Norton’s character sees him.
"Cool man, there's so many buttons."

“Cool man, there’s so many buttons.”

  • Another Bonus Fact: The Gratifico Coffee sign that falls into a shop during the destruction scene was supposed to be a Starbucks sign but they didn’t want their name destroyed during the movie. I for one wouldn’t mind seeing a Starbucks sign getting destroyed, specifically, one of the four on the same block down the street from me.
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10 Fun Facts About Jennifer Aniston

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Jennifer Aniston has been named one of the most beautiful people in the world by multiple magazines and pervy websites. We all know her as Rachel in Friends who dated the perpetually dopey faced Ross (I was going with moppy face but google asked me if I meant dopey face, I guess I did google, thank you), but here are 10 things you may not have known about her:

He even looks sad when he's smiling.

He even looks sad when he’s smiling.

  • Before becoming one of the most famous actresses in the world, Aniston was a telemarketer, bike messenger and a waitress. This is how she really learned the city which she later used to impress no one.
Could you image being a telemarketer and calling the pope on accident? Would you still try and sell him something? He couldn't just hang up on you right? I mean, he's the pope. He can't lie and say he is in the middle of dinner.

Could you image being a telemarketer and calling the pope on accident? Would you still try and sell him something? He couldn’t just hang up on you right? I mean, he’s the pope. He can’t lie and say he is in the middle of dinner. He would have to listen to you. I feel like it’s the dream call if you’re a telemarketer. I would call back every night!

  • She was raised in Greece and New York City. I don’t know about you, but I think this is fact is damn fun.
I don't know how you go from here to New York. I would have requested to stay here.

I don’t know how you go from here to New York. I would have requested to stay here.

  • At the age of 11, she had a painting displayed in the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Something tells me it wasn’t a couple of colored handprints on a canvas.
  • Her mother was not invited to her wedding after making rude comments about her in the tabloids. Reports say she was muttering something about Brangelina.
  • After taking and selling topless photos of her in her backyard, photographer Francois Navarre was ordered to pay her $550,000 in damages, less than she made in one episode of Friends.
  • She went to school with Chaz Bono. Also another fact that is damn fun.
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, I'm Chaz."

“Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, I’m Chaz.”

  • Encouraged by her friend Courteney Cox who holds a brown belt, Aniston started taking karate classes. Probably after Brad started having the floating eye (term I made up for looking at other women).
  • Before the role went to Kate Winslet, Aniston was considered for the role of Rose DeWitt Bukater in the ever famous Titanic. It would have been a bit more sarcastic with Aniston in the role. Even without the role, she’s doing just fine.
She's everywhere now. San Francisco, billboards, Adam Sandler movies........ everywhere.

She’s everywhere now; billboards, Adam Sandler movies…….. everywhere.

  • She has a fear of flying. Not a great thing as an actress who has to travel a lot. Fine if you’re a bike messenger though.
  • Bonus Fact!!! Similar to Tom Hanks peeing in all his movies, Aniston often plays a waitress; Friends, Office Space, Iron Giant and Along Came Polly (a movie saved by Philip Seymour acting like an all around knucklehead).
Mike Judge is a lot more Phil Collinsy than I would have thought.

Mike Judge is a lot more Phil Collinsy than I would have thought.

  • Another Bonus Fact!!! She is best friends with Courteney Cox…… I guess this one’s not very exciting.
God this girl looks familiar. Is this David Arquette's wife?

God this girl looks familiar. Is this David Arquette’s wife?

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10 Fun Facts About Tom Hanks

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I think it’s safe to say we all know Tom because of the incredible acting work his son, Colin Hanks, has done….. Just kidding. Tom is one of the most beloved actors in not only Hollywood but also Bollywood, Dollywood and Jollywood (which is not as jolly as you would think). He’s been in all your favorite movies, minus Larry Crowne, and is one of the most all around likable guys in the world (made up fact).

No matter how well you know the guy, some of these 10 fun facts might surprise you:

  • He is only the second actor in the history of the Academy Awards to win back-to-back Oscars. They were for (it’s always sunny in) Philadelphia (1993) and Forrest Gump (1994). The first actor was Spencer Tracy for his work in stuff.
"You mean I get to act like an idiot and win an oscar? I am in!"

“You mean I get to act like an idiot and win an oscar? I am in!”

  • He got a part in Splash after Ron Howard saw him on a one-shot guest appearance on Happy Days. He originally read for a smaller part but got the lead instead after everyone realized he was Tom Hanks.
  • Hanks has thanked a nearby (I’m not sure nearby to what) ice cream shop which he says helped him gain 30 pounds for his part in A League of Their Own. A surprising fact since he does not look 30 pounds overweight in that movie.
Let's just go with this nearby ice cream shop.

Let’s just go with this nearby ice cream shop.

  • Hanks was asked to play the lead part in Jerry Maguire but turned it down, presumably because he knew no one but Cruise could deliver “Show me the money” with such Cruise-like enthusiasm.
  • Jim Lovell, the astronaut that Hanks plays in Apollo 13, is left-handed but Hanks did not want to write left handed in the movie. Which just shows what a prima donna and overall hard person to work with he can be.
  • He is a diehard Cleveland Indians fan, which accounts for 40% of their fanbase.
  • Hanks gained 55 pounds and later lost it, all for his part in Cast Away. Don’t feel too bad for him, he also got to vacation on a tropical island for a couple months while getting paid $20 million.
He also grew a pair of boobs for Forrest Gump (seen on right).

He also grew a pair of boobs for Forrest Gump (seen on right).

  • He has been a good friend with Bruce Springsteen since his childhood…… this one sounds kinda made up.
Seriously Bruce, how many people do you need up there?

Seriously Bruce, how many people do you need up there?

  • As a teenager, he worked at the Oakland Coliseum selling popcorn and peanuts. No wonder he’s not an A’s fan, he had to work at that stadium!
  • For a time, he shared a record with Tom Cruise and Will Smith as stars in the most consecutive $100 million-grossing movies. Hanks had seven in a row while Will Smith moved to eight.
  • Bonus Fun Fact!!!! Has an asteroid named after him, “12818 tomhanks”. Suck on that Will Smith.
  • Another Bonus Fun Fact!!!! He is often seen urinating…. In his movies, such as Green Mile, Forrest Gump, Apollo 13 and Dragnet.
You are correct, I did not need to add a photo of a jar of urine.

You are correct, I did not need to add a photo of a jar of urine.

  • Yet Another Bonus Fun Fact!!!! Hanks has been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes…… Actually, I guess this isn’t such a fun fact.
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10 Fun Facts About Sex and the City (The TV Show):

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We’ve all seen Sex and the City, whether it’s your favorite show or something your wife has on that you pretending not to watch. Either way, we are at least familiar with the characters, which is what really makes the show. Similar to Seinfeld, without memorable, lovable….. well, let’s go with likable characters, and a semi familiar cameo each episode, the show is nothing.

Even if you watch the show religiously, here are some fun facts that you probably didn’t know:

  • Donald Trump made an appearance in a season two episode titled “The Man, The Myth, The Viagra” which really should be his campaign slogan. He later went on to present Cynthia Nixon her Emmy a couple years later. Presumably by saying something sexist.
"What? All I said is she could stand to lose a few pounds. Anyway, the winner of the Emmy is......"

“What? All I said is she could stand to lose a few pounds. Anyway, the winner of the Emmy is……”

  • During all shots, Kim Cattrall insisted on wearing high heels since it would have been in line with her character Samantha. This seems like the laziest way to be an method actor. “My character would wear shoes, so I’m gonna wear shoes.”
"Samantha would also never be caught dead talking to Etalk. Get that mic out of my face."

Samantha would also never be caught dead talking to Etalk. “Get that mic out of my face.” – S

  • In the opening credits, the ballerina tutu that Sarah Jessica Parker wears cost $5 at a vintage clothing store. Which isn’t too surprising because it’s a pink children’s ballerina tutu and shouldn’t cost more than $5.
These overalls also cost $5.

These overalls also cost $5.

  • Kim Cattrall originally turned down the roll for Samantha twice. She was later convinced by the shows creator’s (Darren Star) boyfriend that she should give it a shot. I for one am surprised she needed any convincing because her last TV appearance before the show was a cameo in one episode of the series Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man.
  • Due to Sarah Jessica Parker’s real life pregnancy and birth of Ferris Bueller Jr., season 5 only has 8 episodes.
Ferris Bueller's Day at the Senior Center.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off at the Senior Center.

  • Sex and the City was the first cable series to win an Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series. They did not have the now famous “Outstanding Gossip Series” category yet.
  • Cynthia Nixon (Miranda for those who just don’t pay attention), does not have pierced ears. The costume designers would have to send away to get clip-on earrings made.
Bare ears can be sexing too!!

Bare ears can be sexing too!!

  • Alec Baldwin declined the part that eventually went to Matthew McConaughey in the episode “Escape from New York”, which should have really gone to Kurt Russell.
"Alright, alright, alright, I'll do the show, but I think my character should have a beard and be missing half his tongue."

“Alright, alright, alright, I’ll do the show, but I think my character should have a beard and be missing half his tongue.”

  • Carrie and Aiden broke up twice, both times she was wearing a white dress and he was wearing a tux. Spoiler! Sorry, was the warning supposed to come before the actual spoiler?
  • Because of the shows immense popularity, a tour was set up in New York city to show the filming locations of the show. Depending on who you ask, it’s probably not as exciting as Kramer’s NY City tour in Seinfeld.
  • Bonus Fact!!!! During the series, Carrie asks 92 questions in her columns. I just have one, who reads her column?
"Is my character so boring that there are no fun facts about me?" Yes, that's correct.

– “Is my character so boring that there are no fun facts about me?”
– Yes, that’s correct.

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10 Fun Facts About Titanic (The Movie):

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We’ve all seen Titanic, you know the movie, it’s Romeo and Juliet but on a big boat. Not surprisingly, that’s exactly how James Cameron sold the movie to the studios. My theory is that he heard Speed 2: Cruise Control was in the works and needed to beat them to it.

You may consider yourself an expert when it comes to the film, but I bet you didn’t know these 10 fun facts about the movie Titanic:

  • After finding out about her nude scene, Kate Winslet flashed Leo in an attempt to break the ice when they first met. Did it work? Has that ever not worked?
"The academy said if I wanted an Oscar, I would have to get fully naked."

“The academy said if I wanted an Oscar, I would have to get fully nude.”

  • Replacement reels had to be sent to theaters because the originals were worn out from being played so much. Or from theater workers trying to ruin them because they couldn’t handle another viewing.
  • Apparently, the studio wanted Matthew McConaughey to play the part of Jack but James Cameron made the wise decision to go with Leo. Remember, this was back in the 90’s when you weren’t quite sure what McConaughey looked like with a shirt on.
"Alright alright alright, you just pop that top off and I'll draw ya naked."

“Alright alright alright, you just pop that top off and I’ll draw ya naked with these here Crayola’s.”

  • They only had one shot to film the scene where water comes crashing into the Grand Staircase room. It was their main set which was going to be destroyed by the water, because, you know, water destroys things.
  • When made, the movie was the most expensive ever at $200 million. For that price, they could have build a real Titanic. When built, the Titanic cost about $7.5 million back in 1912 which is equal to about $150 million in 1997 dollars. Building a real Titanic and sinking it would have been a lot more interesting.
  • Cameron went on the dives to see the real Titanic. He spent so much time down there, he developed into an asshole…. Alright, sorry, just seeing if you’re still reading this. He actually “ended up spending more time with the ship than its living passengers did.”
This is actually his fourth star. He wanted one every quarter mile.

This is actually his fourth star. He wanted one every quarter mile.

  • Leo and Kate committed to the film before there was a script. They liked Cameron so much they said yes before they even know it was a film about the Titanic…. That may not be true but they did agree to the movie based on Cameron’s 165 page outline, which is 40 pages too long for an actual script.
"Give me my fucking Oscar."

“Give me my fucking Oscar.”

  • The stunt men in the engine room were actually only 5 feet tall to make the room look bigger. I think Cameron just likes laughing at short people.
  • Although the grand staircase looks great in the film, it’s not technically accurate. They built it slightly bigger than the original because people back then tended to be smaller. This way the dimensions looked correct based off the size of the actors. Damn Cameron really is the king of the world (bonus fact: Leo ad libbed that line).
This is the real staircase, notice how small it is.

This is the real staircase, notice how small and pathetic it is.

  • After the film, Kate Winslet was quoted saying, “You’d have to pay me an awful lot of money to work with James Cameron again.” And that’s why he’s the “king of the world.”
  • Bonus fact: Billy Zane was cast after James Cameron saw him in the film The Phantom. Which accounts for 40% of people who saw The Phantom.
He's name should just be 'Billy Zane' in all his movies.

He’s name should just be ‘Billy Zane’ in all his movies.

  • Bonus fact #2: There was a second Titanic that bumped into all kinds of shit and never sank. Check it out here. 
No, you're not drunk. There are two Titanics.

No, you’re not drunk. There are two Titanics.

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Is This The Coolest House In America?

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There are some pretty cool houses in the world. Even with the incredible amenities those houses have, none can match the true late 80’s essences of this house in Indian Wells, CA. It comes with everything from a tiered pool, spa, a waiting room for the spa, a game room, swim up bar under a waterfall,  all the pastel colors you could ask for and two giant shaggy dog sculptures.

Look at those sculptures. Those dogs would die in the desert heat.

Look at those sculptures. Those dogs would die in the desert heat.

Nicknamed the Party House, for obvious reasons, this 12,369 square foot resort like mansion in the desert has everything you need to live the high life of a 1980’s playboy (or playgirl, since we are not actually in the 80’s).

Looking at the pictures below, you would probably guess this house in somewhere in the $50-60 million range. Well, you’re life just got a little more confusing because this amazing properly that’s stuck in the Reagan Era is only $11.9 million. Sure, it’s more than you have but at least it’s not completely out of the dream. We all think we’ll be able to afford a $11.9 million house someday, some of us will, hopefully me and not you. Anyway…..

After a long, hard assessment of this property (about as long as it took to look through the pictures), I have decided this is the coolest house in America, at least the coolest house that’s for sale. Don’t agree? Add a link in the comments if you find something cooler, haha, not likely!

Very nice outdoor living space.

Very nice outdoor living space.

The only way to make this place cooler is if we learned Coldplay rented it for a weekend.

The game room full of classic games such as pool and drinking alcohol.

The game room full of classic games such as pool and drinking alcohol and falling down those slippery black steps.

In addition to the 7 bedrooms and 13 bathroom, you also get a spa.

Filled with beautiful colored tiles.

Filled with beautiful colored tiles.

And, a waiting room for the spa. So you can belittle your friends by making them wait for you, calling them after an hour and letting them know the spa is booked the rest of the day.

Sit your ass down and wait for my call. There are a copy magazines you can read. Yes, I know they are from 1991, just read them.

Sit your ass down and wait for my call. There are magazines you can read. Yes, I know they are from 1991, just read them.

You also get your own salon. I don’t know what a full time beautician costs but I’m sure it’s worth it.

Can you cut it a little shorter? Wait, no, that's too much, put it back.

Can you cut it a little shorter? Wait, no, that’s too much, put it back.

We haven’t even gotten to the pool yet! It’s the pool you dream about when your parents tell you their putting a pool in but end up going for the old bean shape.

Ahhhhhh, it's so cool!!!

Ahhhhhh, it’s so cool!!!

Complete with its own swim-up bar!

I'm also not sure what a full time bartender costs.

I’m also not sure what a full time bartender costs.

 

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5 Questions That Have Never Been Asked

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We all know the saying that there are no stupid questions. There are however questions that are so stupid they have never been asked. Things that people wouldn’t be caught dead asking because they are so bad their relatives would have no choice but to use it as their epitaph.

We also all have dumb friends. They constantly amaze us with the stupid shit that comes out of their mouths. The fact that you have never heard the five questions below from those people prove they are questions too idiotic to be spoken aloud.

  • Which Nickelback album should we listen to?
Even the camera won't focus on them.

Even the camera won’t focus on them.

I know Nickelback has gotten their share of hate in the media, but none of it has come from me and I really want to join in. I don’t know anyone who likes them but they just keep sticking around, much like the Kardashians.

  • Can you help me fish my phone out of the toilet?
"Yeah, it fell down there. Don't worry it's right on top of all the poop. I can see it, hurry, someone is calling me."

“Yeah, it fell down there. Don’t worry it’s right on top of all the poop. I can see it, hurry, someone is calling me.”

It’s a major fear of mine to drop my phone in the toilet. It’s right up there with bears and alligators, neither of which live anywhere near me, luckily. I’m sure it happens a lot too but no one is going to admit they dropped their phone in a toilet, especially after taking a call on it.

  • Does this dog food taste as good as I think it does?
Oh man, it just looks so appetizing.

Oh man, it just looks so appetizing.

We’ve all been curious, but no one over the age of two has confessed to actually trying dog food (two years olds can’t talk right?). It’s fine if you do but I wouldn’t be telling anyone about it, especially if you don’t have a dog.

  • I once rode a horse with no pants on, it was really nice.
See, I couldn't find a pantsless person riding a horse. It just doesn't happen.

See, I couldn’t find a pantsless person riding a horse. It just doesn’t happen.

I know this isn’t a question but I don’t see this statement ever being uttered in the history of mankind, or horsekind for that matter. 

  • I would love another, do we have any more Smirnoff Ice?
This is what you want to do after you accidentally take a sip thinking it was your beer.

This is what you want to do after you accidentally take a sip thinking it was your beer.

They’re gross, even when you were 18 and it was the only thing you could get your hands on they were gross. It’s fermented sugar water with a hint of urine. Don’t act like you want another one. The only reason this would be an appropriate question is if you girlfriend’s grandmother bought you a six pack because she thought they were cool and you were just trying to impress her (on that thought, all these questions are acceptable under those conditions). 

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5 People Who Would Make A Better Candidate Than Trump

I nominate Bill Pullman from Independence Day!

I nominate Bill Pullman from Independence Day!

 

Whether you like him or hate him one thing is for sure, that you should hate him. I myself don’t like talking politics for the same reason I don’t like talking about which Lindsay Lohan movie is better, there’s simply no point to it. They are all bad, yes, even Mean Girls.

For how much I try to stay away from politics, Trump seems to creep into every aspect of life. I just that’s why he’s such a good businessman (if you consider constant bankruptcy a good business).

With all the racist and horrible comments he’s made about Mexican immigrants to ripping people off through Trump University, I thought it would be fun to look at five people that would make a better candidate for president.

  • A Big Boy Piggy Bank
You can trust him. There's just no way he's going to throw that burger in your face.

You can trust him. There’s just no way he’s going to throw that burger in your face.

He’s popular, he’s got a great smile and he’s never called anyone rapist. He is a safe bet. Just look at those big trustworthy eyes.

  • A Brown Bear
Haha, look at him sit.

Haha, look at him sit.

I don’t know about you, but I find them intimidating. Yes, someone will have to work with him/her on their trash eating habit but give it a couple weeks and a brown bear would have the White House in tip top shape, and not waste $20 billion on a stupid wall.

  • A Fully Functional Washer/Dryer Set
Yes, even the coin operated ones would be better than him.

Yes, even the coin operated ones would be better than him.

They wash and they dry which is two more useful things than Trump has.

  • A Stray Dog
See, stray dogs can have fun too.

See, stray dogs can have fun too.

He’s got street smarts and the skills it takes to survive. He could use a bath but hey, who couldn’t?

  • A Used Diaper
I know I didn't need to add a photo of a used diaper.... but I did anyway.

I know I didn’t need to add a photo of a used diaper…. but I did anyway.

Sure it’s smelly but isn’t it better than profiling? Or having the entire world hate us? Or countless other horrifying situations that could happen if Trump becomes president.

 

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