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5 People Who Would Make A Better Candidate Than Trump

I nominate Bill Pullman from Independence Day!

I nominate Bill Pullman from Independence Day!

 

Whether you like him or hate him one thing is for sure, that you should hate him. I myself don’t like talking politics for the same reason I don’t like talking about which Lindsay Lohan movie is better, there’s simply no point to it. They are all bad, yes, even Mean Girls.

For how much I try to stay away from politics, Trump seems to creep into every aspect of life. I just that’s why he’s such a good businessman (if you consider constant bankruptcy a good business).

With all the racist and horrible comments he’s made about Mexican immigrants to ripping people off through Trump University, I thought it would be fun to look at five people that would make a better candidate for president.

  • A Big Boy Piggy Bank
You can trust him. There's just no way he's going to throw that burger in your face.

You can trust him. There’s just no way he’s going to throw that burger in your face.

He’s popular, he’s got a great smile and he’s never called anyone rapist. He is a safe bet. Just look at those big trustworthy eyes.

  • A Brown Bear
Haha, look at him sit.

Haha, look at him sit.

I don’t know about you, but I find them intimidating. Yes, someone will have to work with him/her on their trash eating habit but give it a couple weeks and a brown bear would have the White House in tip top shape, and not waste $20 billion on a stupid wall.

  • A Fully Functional Washer/Dryer Set
Yes, even the coin operated ones would be better than him.

Yes, even the coin operated ones would be better than him.

They wash and they dry which is two more useful things than Trump has.

  • A Stray Dog
See, stray dogs can have fun too.

See, stray dogs can have fun too.

He’s got street smarts and the skills it takes to survive. He could use a bath but hey, who couldn’t?

  • A Used Diaper
I know I didn't need to add a photo of a used diaper.... but I did anyway.

I know I didn’t need to add a photo of a used diaper…. but I did anyway.

Sure it’s smelly but isn’t it better than profiling? Or having the entire world hate us? Or countless other horrifying situations that could happen if Trump becomes president.

 

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